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ALSO FLOATING (at a 45-80 degree angle from the ground or however the hell you explain the awful perspective going on here).
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Sometime I'd like to sit out in a crouchy, yet cylindrical position on garbage day, waiting for the garbage collectors to come by. I'd just sit there silently, unmoving save for following the collector with my head, watching them collect the trash. If they ignore me and don't attempt to load me into the truck I'd then start vomiting garbage all over them. Actually this seems like a good, free alternative solution to public transit. Buses are awful here, and you end up ingesting the same amount of garbage riding those things (except the hobo fluid excretion concentration is higher on the bus) and you have to pay like two dollars.
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Sometime I'd like to sit out in a crouchy, yet cylindrical position on garbage day, waiting for the garbage collectors to come by. I'd just sit there silently, unmoving save for following the collector with my head, watching them collect the trash. If they ignore me and don't attempt to load me into the truck I'd then start vomiting garbage all over them. Actually this seems like a good, free alternative solution to public transit. Buses are awful here, and you end up ingesting the same amount of garbage riding those things (except the hobo fluid excretion concentration is higher on the bus) and you have to pay like two dollars.
