At the time I was thinking that there could be this Lavatory Duke that travels around the country side and encounters a village of people who don't understand bathroom practices and spend their time scooting around wiping themselves on the ground (which leads to all kinds of problems). They get it in their head that if they can beat the Duke in a duel he'll teach them his secrets, but he has no idea what the hell is going on and generally just gets annoyed and confused. This is all because in the back of my head I'm trying to come up with a plot for another short story for the fast approaching 550th comic (which I have no idea how I'm going to do because I have absolutely no time for it). This is one of the rejects because I don't want to draw a bunch of illustrations of the townspeople 'scooting' and it's kind of extra strength retarded as far as ideas go.