Any hopes the BarfQuestion had of quickly sharing his discovery with a world that so desperately needed it were soon crushed as an endless wave of the puke babies swept him up and drove him into the nearby ocean.
No amount of pleading, making indignant noises, or unleashing the fury of his bowels did him any good. He dared not let go and swim back, as the nation of seaweed had made him their number one public enemy in the previous week after an incident with a submarine and a lawn mower
And so as the hours rolled on and on, the fleet of seaborne baby mammals drifted farther and farther apart as they progressed until only the one the BarfQuestion was holding onto remained in sight.
No amount of pleading, making indignant noises, or unleashing the fury of his bowels did him any good. He dared not let go and swim back, as the nation of seaweed had made him their number one public enemy in the previous week after an incident with a submarine and a lawn mower
And so as the hours rolled on and on, the fleet of seaborne baby mammals drifted farther and farther apart as they progressed until only the one the BarfQuestion was holding onto remained in sight.
