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Also, you're greasy. -- Instead of digestive systems, our teeth should all have faces and mouths which then digest our chewed food and disperse the energy throughout our bodies. Plus then if you get a cavity, everyone around you has to endure earshattering screams for the period of time it takes for you fix it. Plus plus teeth belonging to kids who get a million cavities will grow mutinous and eat their owners. Win win.