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Balloons usually lure in their prey with candy and creepy vans. However this one enjoys an old fashioned proverb. -- So after breaking my middle toe, (the one you flip people off with when you don't want them to see) it was doing ok until last night. I woke up to find this black lump in it and I expect I'll be uncontrollably anxious the rest of the day about it because I'm half expecting one of those aliens to erupt out of it. This would be bad because it'd probably go scurry around and then go lay eggs in the mailman (who needs his feet to do his job properly) and then it'd go impregnate the feet of the speed walking marathon today. This is bad because they'll know it came from me immediately as I always carve my initials into my bodily parasites.