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|I have run out of both patience and non vital organs for you to feast upon.
This is my second update ever and I'm starting to wonder why I made this box so freakin' big. There is a lot of white space to fill. And so, I think today I will tell you a story. "Once upon a time, a fellow sat at his computer. Feeling the ever so slightest twinge of thirst, he reached for a juice box. Suddenly the ethernet cable flung around his neck and began to strangle him. This was soon followed by the keyboard flying up in the air and commencing to repeatedly bludgeon him in the face. The juice box dropped to floor as the man suddenly realized that this was not his computer, it was actually a medium sized boa constrictor. Alas, he realized this too late and the monitor promptly closed over his head.